And the world was created in 6 days.. and on the 7th day god rested. The next day, God realized that his creations were too safe.. Unprepared for the real world.. so he combined the strength of an ant, the speed of a boar, the beautiful beard of Jesus (shaved off because it's hot on the barren plains of this alien planet), and the greased up curly hair-do of a would-be King who could woo a teen from the 1950's to death.
This Aborjelvis struck fear into the hearts of Gods creations, and it was good.
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